June 11th,2009 Hello TotallyMag! readers I know it's been awhile but I have some amazing things to talk about! First off the New Moon trailer is out now! you have to watch this it's amazing if you love Twilight then New Moon is going to rock your nards off! THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD Ryan Seacrest announced the Twilight cruise that will leave from Forks, Washington which is where the story takes place. The ship will cruise the West Coast it starts in Seattle you cruise all the way to alaska its for 7 days and its going to kick ass! Actors and other crew members will be there for Q and A and there's gonna be a dress up ball with prizes AWESOME! its called Twilight Cruise 2010. Fuck Yeah! PINT SIZE PAPARAZZI! CHECK THIS OUT I ACTUALLY GOT SOME SHOTS OF THEM WORKING THE STREETS OF RODEO!  
Here's what I've learned from Twitter recently: Kemdra Wilkinson from Girls Next Door is total PREGGERZ her and her fiance that one dude that plays basketball totally fucked and made a baby. Kendra will be the second woman to get married at the Playboy mansion! as Paris Hilton would say thats HUGE! so that brings us to Paris' new word "HUGE" its like "thats hot" only wayyy lamer. i guess as you get older your catch phrases get more old timey i guess one day ill start saying gee willikers n shit like that. yeeek! Paris totally dumped her beau! im so happy now she'll twitter more about partying and less about her visits to bed bath and beyond not that im not way into that or anything but its i wanna know whose showing their va jay jay n shit imma pervert jerk off! dude! perez hilton twitters way tooo much about like things he sees on the internet while people are off @ press shit hes just surfing the web by his lonesome hes prolly a lonely man everyone is just trying to be his friend so he doesn't talk shit on him he's not that funny he's just another gay man that is wayy too judgemental for his own good but he loves Britney Spears and i have to love him for that! I wanna give him a make over tho and i really relate to the whole hating to work out thing i HATE Working out but i <3 dancing and doing the wild thing! Britney is still having prbs with her weave on her tour girl get your weave right! i love you! I'm really excited for the new season of Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly place dude! Disney is my shit! I love magic shit and having fun its really GAy and cool! Soulja boy is texting me hold on.... okay nice new pic! all this technology gives me diarrhea seriously i'm a nervous wreck! okay so totallymag! is changing a little bit. I'm gonna start gossiping about the underground music scene all these bands and artists and fans of them and they have nothing to twitter about except for boring old album releases and "we're in LA record!" fuck that! so i'm totally gonna expose you! you know who you are you party too much or you're sniggling with so and so from blah blah it's gonna get me new readers and new HATERS! bring it on! so look out for that in the new totally mag! set to release in mid July dont worry we'll have a party or two! have fun keep surfing the web and taking ultra sexy pics of your self in your bathroom mirror! ♥ MargotApril 7th, 2009 I toooooooold you.... the site is all revamped and looking so attractive thanks to angie it looks like what i always dreamed it would look like...different.So here's what im thinking im thinking totallymag! is going to start being more avail to online viewers 1. because the internet is the best thing to come out of the 90's and 2.It's only 39.99 a month and thats not cheaper than printing for free!!!! and people are more attracted to me when im rich. Here's some really really like super important news. Dante was kicked off the world gamers championship reality series and it sucks because all my friends thought he was totally hot! but like he's more anime than gamer, lets face it you can't put that hairstyle in a headset all day. if you dont know what the hell im talking about try watching the sci-fi channel its not for dads anymoooooore.... ;-D. Oh im kinda angry... i dont like when ryan seacrest in the morning is pre-recorded its noooot cool. c'mon ryan i need you everyday getting food down the wrong tube or talking about you know stuff. Other shit, i heard sam's family aren't down with lindsay they wouldnt let her in the family function this past weekend. i guess sams sister had some fashion launch thingy and they wouldnt let her in and then everyones like theyre breaking up so lame because sam had no idea they did that and like theyre in love and duh people try to get all jealous when people are having a good time and having really awesome intercourse its like they want to have intercourse but they cant because they dont have money and theyre ugly. whatever. oooooooo also theres a revenge on perez hilton site up that tila tequila let me in on on her myspace bulletin today shes so funny i guess the two chillibrated and then he blogged shes a whore which she thot was funny but she also thinks that people that hate perez is funny and so do i because his power 106 segment suuuuuucks. just cos youre gay doesnt mean everything you say and do is awesome it just means your gay. and people are sooo unclever that they think that being gay is. so i guess theres more to this site then just this part. so imma check out that brb...- Margot<3 p.s. im seeing britney in 9 days! and i still haven't finished my circus gear! |
